"Even in death, I still debug."

We're not your friendly neighborhood open-source community. We're the ones who leave passive-aggressive comments in PR reviews, name variables ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, and secretly judge your indentation style. If you're into snark, sarcasm, and emotional damage served with a side of semicolons — congrats, you're home.

• Write code that requires 3 business days to mentally parse.
• Build projects so overly engineered, they collapse under their own irony.
• Maintain READMEs that roast you harder than your browser's dev tools.
• Celebrate runtime errors like they're plot twists.

1. Fork it — steal our work like a true developer.
2. Write cursed code — if it makes sense on the first read, you're doing it wrong.
3. Document like a villain — leave cryptic, darkly humorous notes for future archaeologists.
4. Submit a PR — we'll either merge it in 6 months or close it with a single lol no.

We run on caffeine, spite, and broken dreams. Buy us a coffee (or therapy):

MIT — because even we're not evil enough to use GPL.

Shoutout to everyone who contributed trash and called it "minimal viable product." You know who you are. We don't.