diff --git a/gamemodes/slashco/entities/entities/sc_postalammo.lua b/gamemodes/slashco/entities/entities/sc_postalammo.lua
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..89f6cd63
--- /dev/null
+++ b/gamemodes/slashco/entities/entities/sc_postalammo.lua
@@ -0,0 +1,69 @@
+AddCSLuaFile()
+
+local SlashCo = SlashCo
+
+ENT.Type = "anim"
+ENT.ClassName = "sc_postalammo"
+ENT.PrintName = "Ammo"
+ENT.Author = "eno"
+ENT.Contact = ""
+ENT.Purpose = "Guns don't kill people, I do."
+ENT.Instructions = ""
+ENT.IsSelectable = false
+ENT.PingType = "AMMO"
+
+local function DeagleBulletsAmount(slasher)
+	return slasher:GetNW2Float("DeagleBulletsAmount", 0)
+end
+
+local function DeagleBulletsControl(slasher, bullets)
+	slasher:SetNW2Float("DeagleBulletsAmount", math.Clamp(DeagleBulletsAmount(slasher) + bullets, 0, 6))
+end
+
+local function MGBulletsAmount(slasher)
+	return slasher:GetNW2Float("MGBulletsAmount", 0)
+end
+
+local function MGBulletsControl(slasher, bullets)
+	slasher:SetNW2Float("MGBulletsAmount", math.Clamp(MGBulletsAmount(slasher) + bullets, 0, 20))
+end
+
+local modelList = {
+	"models/Items/357ammo.mdl",
+	"models/Items/BoxSRounds.mdl",
+	"models/Items/BoxMRounds.mdl",
+}
+
+function ENT:Initialize()
+	if CLIENT then return end
+
+	self:SetUseType(SIMPLE_USE)
+	self:SetCollisionGroup(COLLISION_GROUP_PASSABLE_DOOR) --Collide with everything but the player
+	self:SetModel(modelList[math.random(#modelList)])
+	self:SetSolid(SOLID_VPHYSICS)
+	self:PhysicsInit(SOLID_VPHYSICS)
+	self:SetMoveType(MOVETYPE_VPHYSICS)
+	self:PhysWake()
+end
+
+if SERVER then
+	function ENT:Use(activator)
+		if activator:Team() ~= TEAM_SLASHER then return end
+		if activator:GetNWString("Slasher") ~= "PostalDude" then return end
+
+		DeagleBulletsControl(activator, 2)
+		MGBulletsControl(activator, 5)
+
+		SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+			soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_ammo_pickup.ogg",
+			identifier = "PostalAmmoPickUp",
+			minDistance = 200,
+			maxDistance = 400,
+			entity = activator,
+			volume = 1.0,
+		})
+
+		SlashCo.CreateItem("sc_postalammo", SlashCo.RandomPosLocator(), Angle(0, 0, 0))
+		self:Remove()
+	end
+end
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/gamemodes/slashco/gamemode/slasher/sv_slasher_func.lua b/gamemodes/slashco/gamemode/slasher/sv_slasher_func.lua
index ca65504c..d22f30b9 100644
--- a/gamemodes/slashco/gamemode/slasher/sv_slasher_func.lua
+++ b/gamemodes/slashco/gamemode/slasher/sv_slasher_func.lua
@@ -401,7 +401,7 @@ function SlashCo.StartChaseMode(slasher, forceChase)
 		looping = true,
 		entity = slasher,
 		volume = 0.7,
-		fadeIn = 1,
+		fadeIn = 0,
 	})
 
 	SlashCo.AddFog({
diff --git a/lua/slashco/lang/en.lua b/lua/slashco/lang/en.lua
index 1ab06f48..8f85e1c5 100644
--- a/lua/slashco/lang/en.lua
+++ b/lua/slashco/lang/en.lua
@@ -617,6 +617,30 @@ SlashCo.LangTable["Hoovydundy_tip"] = "-Never try to stun him."
 SlashCo.LangTable["genblock"] = "block generator"
 SlashCo.LangTable["entangle"] = "entangle"
 
+--Postal Dude
+SlashCo.LangTable["PostalDude"] = "Postal Dude"
+SlashCo.LangTable["PostalDude_desc"] = [[A very tactical slasher with an emphasis on all round range combat, short chases 
+and general versisitility.
+
+-Your patience meter depletes over time when in chase, reducing your speed
+-Patience will deplete in chase and by dealing damage
+-You have an arsenal of weapons suitable at all ranges, unlocked as the game progresses
+-You may pick up gas cans to use them offensively instead, pouring gas on the ground and igniting it with matches]]
+SlashCo.LangTable["PostalDude_tip"] = "-Postal Dude relies on ambushing unsuspecting or out of position players, make sure to pay attention to a subtle change in the ambience and plan accordingly especially when out in the open!"
+
+
+SlashCo.LangTable["patience"] = "patience"
+SlashCo.LangTable["shovel"] = "shovel"
+SlashCo.LangTable["deagle"] = "deagle"
+SlashCo.LangTable["m4"] = "m4"
+SlashCo.LangTable["kick"] = "kick"
+SlashCo.LangTable["shovel_bash"] = "shovel bash"
+SlashCo.LangTable["shoot"] = "shoot"
+SlashCo.LangTable["pour"] = "pour"
+SlashCo.LangTable["ignite"] = "ignite"
+SlashCo.LangTable["deagle_ammo"] = "deagle ammo"
+SlashCo.LangTable["m4_ammo"] = "m4 ammo"
+
 --misc from maptools
 SlashCo.LangTable["spectators_can_ping"] = "Spectators can now ping for survivors."
 SlashCo.LangTable["unhide"] = "unhide" -- for dolphinman to unhide
@@ -750,6 +774,9 @@ SlashCo.LangTable["Watcher_docDescAdd"] = [[This Slasher cannot passively gain [
 SlashCo.LangTable["Hoovydundy_docDesc"] = [[What began as mere rumors turned out to be true. A Slashco crew was sent out to perform their daily routine, but they encountered HIM. Only one of our loyal employees manages to survive to tell us about his encounter with the entity.]]
 SlashCo.LangTable["Hoovydundy_docDescAdd"] = [[This slasher is slow and always emits a red light around him, making it easy to spot and avoid. It can grab his victims with a rope that comes from his body. He is able to interfere with REFUELING generators. It is strongly recommended that you DO NOT ATTEMPT to stun this slasher under any circumstances.]]
 
+SlashCo.LangTable["PostalDude_docDesc"] = [[After leaving edensin and stumbling upon yet another town The Dude found himself in need of money once more. Learning from his past endevours he quickly stumbled upon a company that after seeing his talent, offered him a position as a natural deterrent for their {Very important and totally not expendable} employees. You may ask yourself "Why would they do such a thing, wouldnt this be counter productive?". And you would be right if SlashCo didint extort the money directly from the government by artificially raising the threat level. Business is booming as they say.]]
+SlashCo.LangTable["PostalDude_docDescAdd"] = [[This slasher gets stronger the more generator progress is done gaining new abilities and running out of patience faster, he is best played as an ambusher due to said patience meter, completing all generators is sure to piss him off. Patience depletes out of chase making him faster and vice versa, he automatically enters chase upon dealing damage and raises his patience meter by dealing said damage. Shovel is an all purpose melee tool, deagle is good at longer ranges and the m4 will shred your hp up close but proove uneffective at longer ranges due to its recoil. The Dude may pick up gas cans and pour gas on the ground igniting it with matches, dont get caught in the flames. You can kick to deal damage and bust open doors, in his last ditch rage mode this will straight up break them open.]]
+
 -- Perks
 
 SlashCo.LangTable["perk_nameui"] = "NAME: \""
diff --git a/lua/slashco/slasher/postaldude.lua b/lua/slashco/slasher/postaldude.lua
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..bedac783
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lua/slashco/slasher/postaldude.lua
@@ -0,0 +1,1649 @@
+local SLASHER = {}
+
+SLASHER.Name = "Postal Dude"
+SLASHER.Aliases = {
+	"The Dude",
+	"Clark",
+	"The Demon"
+}
+SLASHER.Class = SlashCo.SlasherClass.Umbra
+SLASHER.DangerLevel = SlashCo.DangerLevel.Devastating
+SLASHER.IsSelectable = true
+SLASHER.Model = "models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/redux_dude.mdl"
+SLASHER.GasCanMod = 0
+SLASHER.KillDelay = 2
+SLASHER.ProwlSpeed = 305
+SLASHER.ChaseSpeed = 305
+SLASHER.Perception = 1.0
+SLASHER.Eyesight = 6
+SLASHER.KillDistance = 150
+SLASHER.ChaseRange = 1000
+SLASHER.ChaseRadius = 0.75
+SLASHER.ChaseDuration = 15.0
+SLASHER.ChaseCooldown = 1
+SLASHER.PatienceDecrease = -5	-- How fast Patience should decrease by damaging
+SLASHER.PatienceChaseIncrease = 0.01	-- How fast Patience should increase out of chase
+SLASHER.PatienceChaseDecrease = -0.01	-- How fast Patience should decrease in chase
+SLASHER.FuelAmount = 30		-- Max amount of fuel
+SLASHER.FuelRegen = 0.005	-- How fast fuel should passively regen
+SLASHER.GunShotDecay = 0.120 -- How long he'll be in the shooting animation.
+SLASHER.ChaseMusic = ""
+SLASHER.KillSound = ""
+SLASHER.Description = "PostalDude_desc"
+SLASHER.ProTip = "PostalDude_tip"
+SLASHER.SpeedRating = "★★★☆☆"
+SLASHER.EyeRating = "★★★★☆"
+SLASHER.DiffRating = "★★★★☆"
+SLASHER.DisableHelicopterMusic = true
+SLASHER.CustomBackgroundMusic = true
+
+-- Stages, at stage 1 he only has a shovel, at stage 2 he unlocks the deagle, etc.
+local POSTAL_SHOVEL_STAGE = 1
+local POSTAL_DEAGLE_STAGE = 2
+local POSTAL_MG_STAGE = 3
+local POSTAL_RAGE_STAGE = 4
+
+-- Checking what state he's currently in
+local POSTAL_SHOVEL_EQUIPPED = 0
+local POSTAL_DEAGLE_UNEQUIPPED = 1
+local POSTAL_DEAGLE_EQUIPPED = 2
+local POSTAL_MG_EQUIPPED = 3
+local POSTAL_GAS_EQUIPPED = 5
+local POSTAL_BABY_EQUIPPED = 666
+
+-- If you thought Sid's code was ass, then get ready for some serious bullshit right here, by yours truly, eno
+
+-- Anger is already used for the Patience Meter, so we have to make a new function for the fuel meter
+local function PostalDudeFuelAmount(slasher)
+	return slasher:GetNW2Float("PostalDudeFuelAmount", 0)
+end
+
+local function PostalDudeFuelControl(slasher, fuel)
+	slasher:SetNW2Float("PostalDudeFuelAmount", math.Clamp(PostalDudeFuelAmount(slasher) + fuel, 0, 30))
+end
+
+local function DeagleBulletsAmount(slasher)
+	return slasher:GetNW2Float("DeagleBulletsAmount", 0)
+end
+
+local function DeagleBulletsControl(slasher, bullets)
+	slasher:SetNW2Float("DeagleBulletsAmount", math.Clamp(DeagleBulletsAmount(slasher) + bullets, 0, 6))
+end
+
+local function MGBulletsAmount(slasher)
+	return slasher:GetNW2Float("MGBulletsAmount", 0)
+end
+
+local function MGBulletsControl(slasher, bullets)
+	slasher:SetNW2Float("MGBulletsAmount", math.Clamp(MGBulletsAmount(slasher) + bullets, 0, 20))
+end
+
+local function PrincessBestDog()
+    for _, s in ipairs(team.GetPlayers(TEAM_SLASHER)) do
+        if s:GetNWString("Slasher") == "Princess" then return true end
+    end
+    return false
+end
+
+function SLASHER.OnBalanceForPlayers(totalSurvivors, additionalSurvivors)
+	local SO = SlashCo.CurRound.OfferingData.Singularity
+
+	SLASHER.ChaseDuration = 7.0 + (1 * additionalSurvivors)
+
+	if additionalSurvivors > 0 then
+		SLASHER.ProwlSpeed = 305 + (3 * additionalSurvivors)
+		SLASHER.ChaseSpeed = 305 + (0.5 * additionalSurvivors)
+		SLASHER.KillDistance = 150 + (2 * additionalSurvivors)
+	end
+end
+
+function SLASHER.OnSpawn(slasher)
+	timer.Create("CreateBullets" .. slasher:UserID(), 2, 3, function()
+		if not IsValid(slasher) then return end
+
+		SlashCo.CreateItem("sc_postalammo", SlashCo.RandomPosLocator(), Angle(0, 0, 0))
+	end)
+
+	slasher:SetBodygroup(1, 1)		-- Set the proper bodygroups
+	slasher:SetBodygroup(2, 0)
+	slasher:SetBodygroup(3, 0)
+	slasher:SetBodygroup(4, 0)
+
+	slasher:SetNWBool("CanChase", true)
+	slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToShovel", true)
+	slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle", false)
+	slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToMG", false)
+	slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToGas", false)
+	slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToBaby", false)
+	slasher:SetNWInt("PostalStage", POSTAL_SHOVEL_STAGE)
+	slasher:SetNWBool("DeagleUnlocked", false)
+	slasher:SetNWBool("MGUnlocked", false)
+
+	DeagleBulletsControl(slasher, 6)
+	MGBulletsControl(slasher, 20)
+
+	SLASHER.ChaseMusic = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_phase1.ogg"
+
+	slasher.PostalState = -1		-- This state is important so we display HUD information accurately to the slasher
+	slasher.DeagleAmmo = 6
+	slasher.FuelAmount = 30			-- Default fuel amount
+	slasher.GunSpread = 0
+	slasher.SlashCooldown = 0
+	slasher.M4Cooldown = 0
+	slasher.GasCooldown = 0
+	slasher.KickCooldown = 0
+end
+
+function SLASHER.OnHelicopterSummon(slasher)
+	if slasher.PostalDudeStage ~= POSTAL_RAGE_STAGE then
+		slasher.PostalDudeStage = POSTAL_RAGE_STAGE
+		DeagleBulletsControl(slasher, 3)
+		MGBulletsControl(slasher, 10)
+
+		timer.Simple(0.3, function()
+			if not IsValid(slasher) then return end
+
+			local idx = math.random(1, 3)
+			SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+				soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_ragestart" .. idx .. ".ogg",
+				identifier = "PostalRage" .. idx,
+				minDistance = 15000,
+				maxDistance = 20000,
+				entity = slasher,
+				volume = 1.0,
+				fadeIn = 0,
+			})
+		end)
+
+		timer.Simple(1, function()
+			if not IsValid(slasher) then return end
+
+			SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+				soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_phase4.ogg",
+				identifier = "PostalRageTheme",
+				minDistance = 15000,
+				maxDistance = 20000,
+				looping = true,
+				entity = slasher,
+				volume = 1.25,
+				fadeIn = 0,
+			})
+		end)
+	end
+end
+
+function SLASHER.OnTickBehaviour(slasher)
+	local stage = slasher.PostalDudeStage --Stage
+	local SlashCooldown = slasher.SlashCooldown or 0 -- Main Slash Cooldown
+	local KickCooldown = slasher.KickCooldown or 0 -- Kick Cooldown
+	local PostalState = slasher.PostalState or 0 -- Postal State
+	local GunSpread = slasher.GunSpread or 0
+
+	local eyesight_final = SLASHER.Eyesight
+	local perception_final = SLASHER.Perception
+
+	if SlashCooldown > 0 then
+		slasher.SlashCooldown = SlashCooldown - FrameTime()
+	end
+
+	if SlashCooldown > 0 and slasher:GetNWBool("PostalDudeCanMainSlash") then
+		slasher:SetNWBool("PostalDudeCanMainSlash", false)
+	end
+
+	if SlashCooldown <= 0 and not slasher:GetNWBool("PostalDudeCanMainSlash") then
+		slasher:SetNWBool("PostalDudeCanMainSlash", true)
+	end
+
+	if KickCooldown > 0 then
+		slasher.KickCooldown = KickCooldown - FrameTime()
+	end
+
+	if KickCooldown > 0 and slasher:GetNWBool("PostalDudeCanMainKick") then
+		slasher:SetNWBool("PostalDudeCanMainKick", false)
+	end
+
+	if KickCooldown <= 0 and not slasher:GetNWBool("PostalDudeCanMainKick") then
+		slasher:SetNWBool("PostalDudeCanMainKick", true)
+	end
+
+	--Clear chase music if chase ends on its own and not via player input
+	if not slasher:GetNWBool("InSlasherChaseMode") then
+		-- Passive Ambience emitting from Postal Dude if he's not in chase
+		if slasher:GetNWInt("PostalStage") ~= POSTAL_RAGE_STAGE then	
+			if not slasher:GetNWBool("PostalAmbience") then
+				slasher:SetNWBool("PostalAmbience", true)
+				SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+					soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_ambience.ogg",
+					identifier = "PostalAmbience",
+					minDistance = 500 * SlashCo.MapSize,
+					maxDistance = 1000 * SlashCo.MapSize,
+					looping = true,
+					entity = slasher,
+					volume = 0.2,
+					fadeIn = 1,
+					sendToEntity = team.GetPlayers(TEAM_SURVIVOR)
+				})
+			end
+		end
+	else
+		slasher:SetNWBool("PostalAmbience", false)
+		SlashCo.AudioSystem.StopSound("PostalAmbience", 1, slasher)
+	end
+
+	if not SlashCo.CurRound.EscapeHelicopterSummoned then
+		-- Check for game progress for Stage 1
+		if SlashCo.CurRound.GameProgress < 3 and slasher:GetNWInt("PostalStage") ~= POSTAL_SHOVEL_STAGE then
+			stage = POSTAL_SHOVEL_STAGE
+		end
+		-- Check for game progress for Stage 2
+		if SlashCo.CurRound.GameProgress >= 3 and SlashCo.CurRound.GameProgress < 6 and slasher:GetNWInt("PostalStage") ~= POSTAL_DEAGLE_STAGE then
+			SLASHER.PatienceChaseIncrease = 0.02
+			if not slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToGas") and not slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToBaby") and slasher.PostalState ~= POSTAL_SHOVEL_EQUIPPED then
+				slasher.PostalState = POSTAL_SHOVEL_EQUIPPED -- Update HUD to show the deagle
+				slasher:SetBodygroup(1, 1)
+				slasher:SetBodygroup(2, 0)
+				slasher:SetBodygroup(3, 0)
+				slasher:SetBodygroup(4, 0)
+			end
+			stage = POSTAL_DEAGLE_STAGE
+			-- Play a sound to let people know that they unlocked a new weapon
+			SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+				soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_deagle1.ogg",
+				identifier = "PostalDeagleIntro",
+				minDistance = 500,
+				maxDistance = 750,
+				entity = slasher,
+				volume = 0.8,
+				fadeIn = 0,
+			})
+		end
+		-- Check for game progress for Stage 3
+		if SlashCo.CurRound.GameProgress >= 6 and SlashCo.CurRound.GameProgress < 10 and slasher:GetNWInt("PostalStage") ~= POSTAL_MG_STAGE then
+			-- This is to switch the player to a "new" deagle state that has the updated hud for the M4, so it isn't buggy, and it's smooth
+			SLASHER.PatienceChaseIncrease = 0.03
+			if slasher.PostalState == POSTAL_DEAGLE_UNEQUIPPED and not slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToGas") then
+				slasher.PostalState = POSTAL_DEAGLE_EQUIPPED
+				slasher:SetBodygroup(1, 0)
+				slasher:SetBodygroup(2, 1)
+				slasher:SetBodygroup(3, 0)
+				slasher:SetBodygroup(4, 0)
+			end
+			stage = POSTAL_MG_STAGE
+			-- Once again play a sound to inform the player of a new weapon being unlocked
+			SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+				soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_machinegun1.ogg",
+				identifier = "PostalM4Intro",
+				minDistance = 500,
+				maxDistance = 750,
+				entity = slasher,
+				volume = 0.8,
+				fadeIn = 0,
+			})
+		end
+	end
+
+	-- Basically functions almost the same as Trollge's stages, code-wise
+	if stage == POSTAL_SHOVEL_STAGE then
+		slasher:SetNWInt("PostalStage", POSTAL_SHOVEL_STAGE)
+		SLASHER.ChaseMusic = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_phase1.ogg"
+		perception_final = 1.5
+	elseif stage == POSTAL_DEAGLE_STAGE then
+		slasher:SetNWBool("DeagleUnlocked", true)
+		slasher:SetNWInt("PostalStage", POSTAL_DEAGLE_STAGE)
+		SLASHER.ChaseMusic = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_phase2.ogg"
+		perception_final = 2.0
+	elseif stage == POSTAL_MG_STAGE then
+		slasher:SetNWBool("MGUnlocked", true)
+		slasher:SetNWInt("PostalStage", POSTAL_MG_STAGE)
+		SLASHER.ChaseMusic = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_phase3.ogg"
+		perception_final = 3.0
+	elseif stage == POSTAL_RAGE_STAGE then
+		slasher:SetNWInt("PostalStage", POSTAL_RAGE_STAGE)
+		slasher:SetNWBool("CanChase", false)
+		if slasher:GetNWBool("InSlasherChaseMode") then
+			SlashCo.StopChase(slasher)
+		end
+
+		SlashCo.AddSlasherAnger(slasher, 100)
+		perception_final = 5.0
+	end
+
+	-- Mainly used for HUD control
+	if PostalState == POSTAL_SHOVEL_EQUIPPED then -- Is In Shovel State
+		slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToShovel", true)
+		slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle", false)
+		slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToMG", false)
+	elseif PostalState == POSTAL_DEAGLE_UNEQUIPPED or PostalState == POSTAL_DEAGLE_EQUIPPED then -- Is In Deagle State
+		slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle", true)
+		slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToShovel", false)
+		slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToMG", false)
+	elseif PostalState == POSTAL_MG_EQUIPPED then -- Is In MG State
+		slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToShovel", false)
+		slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle", false)
+		slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToMG", true)
+	end
+
+	-- Passively regenerate fuel
+	PostalDudeFuelControl(slasher, SLASHER.FuelRegen)
+
+	-- Postal Dude loses his patience during chase, which slows him down, tl;dr, longer chase = less patience || less patience = slower movement speed
+	local PostalMinSpeed = 0.9
+	local PostalMaxSpeed = 1.0
+
+	if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToGas") then
+		if slasher:GetNWInt("PostalStage") ~= POSTAL_RAGE_STAGE then
+			slasher:SetRunSpeed(SLASHER.ChaseSpeed - 100)	-- Nerf his speed a bit when carrying a gas can
+			slasher:SetWalkSpeed(SLASHER.ChaseSpeed - 100)
+		end
+	else
+		if slasher:GetNWInt("PostalStage") ~= POSTAL_RAGE_STAGE then
+			slasher:SetRunSpeed(310)
+			slasher:SetWalkSpeed(310)
+		end
+
+		local PostalPatience = Lerp(SlashCo.GetSlasherAnger(slasher) / 100, PostalMinSpeed,	PostalMaxSpeed)
+
+		if slasher:GetNWBool("InSlasherChaseMode") then
+			if SlashCo.GetSlasherAnger(slasher) == 0 and not slasher:GetNWBool("BoredAlready") then
+				slasher:SetNWBool("BoredAlready", true)
+
+				local idx = math.random(1, 2)
+				SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+					soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_patienceempty" .. idx .. ".ogg",
+					identifier = "PostalPatienceEmpty" .. idx,
+					minDistance = 500,
+					maxDistance = 750,
+					entity = slasher,
+					volume = 0.9,
+					fadeIn = 0,
+				})
+			elseif SlashCo.GetSlasherAnger(slasher) > 0 then
+				slasher:SetNWBool("BoredAlready", false)
+			end
+			SlashCo.AddSlasherAnger(slasher, SLASHER.PatienceChaseDecrease)
+			slasher:SetRunSpeed(SLASHER.ChaseSpeed * PostalPatience)
+			slasher:SetWalkSpeed(SLASHER.ChaseSpeed * PostalPatience)
+		else
+			SlashCo.AddSlasherAnger(slasher, SLASHER.PatienceChaseIncrease)
+			slasher:SetRunSpeed(SLASHER.ProwlSpeed * PostalPatience)
+			slasher:SetWalkSpeed(SLASHER.ProwlSpeed * PostalPatience)
+		end
+	end
+
+	-- patience stuff
+	local patience = SlashCo.GetSlasherAnger(slasher)
+	if slasher:GetNWInt("PostalDudePatience") ~= math.floor(patience) then
+		slasher:SetNWInt("PostalDudePatience", math.floor(patience))
+	end
+
+	-- fuel stuff
+	local fuelamount = PostalDudeFuelAmount(slasher)
+	if slasher:GetNWInt("PostalDudeFuelAmount") ~= math.floor(fuelamount) then
+		slasher:SetNWInt("PostalDudeFuelAmount", math.floor(fuelamount))
+	end
+
+	-- We use this to keep a track of the player's Deagle ammo
+	local DeagleAmmo = DeagleBulletsAmount(slasher)
+	if slasher:GetNWInt("DeagleBulletsAmount") ~= math.floor(DeagleAmmo) then
+		slasher:SetNWInt("DeagleBulletsAmount", math.floor(DeagleAmmo))
+	end
+
+	-- We use this to keep a track of the player's M4 ammo
+	local MGAmmo = MGBulletsAmount(slasher)
+	if slasher:GetNWInt("MGBulletsAmount") ~= math.floor(MGAmmo) then
+		slasher:SetNWInt("MGBulletsAmount", math.floor(MGAmmo))
+	end
+
+	-- Very important otherwise everything shits the bed
+	if slasher:GetNWInt("PostalState") ~= PostalState then
+		slasher:SetNWInt("PostalState", PostalState)
+	end
+
+	slasher:SetEyeSight(eyesight_final)
+	slasher:SetPerception(perception_final)
+end
+
+hook.Add("PlayerDeath", "PostalDudeCountKills", function(victim, _, attacker)
+	timer.Remove("PostalDudeHit_" .. victim:UserID())
+	if not IsValid(attacker) then return end
+
+	if victim:Team() ~= TEAM_SLASHER and attacker:GetNWString("Slasher") == "PostalDude" then
+		local idx = math.random(1, 7)
+		SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+			soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_kill" .. idx .. ".ogg",
+			identifier = "PostalKill" .. idx,
+			minDistance = 500,
+			maxDistance = 750,
+			entity = attacker,
+			volume = 1,
+			fadeIn = 0,
+		})
+	end
+end)
+
+-- The code responsible for doing a fake Gas Can pick up for Postal Dude
+hook.Add("PlayerUse", "PostalGasCanPickUp", function(ply, ent)
+    if ply:Team() ~= TEAM_SLASHER then return end -- If client isn't a slasher, don't do it
+	if ply:GetNWString("Slasher") ~= "PostalDude" then return end
+    if ent:GetClass() ~= "sc_gascan" then return end -- If entity isn't a gas can, don't do it
+	if ply:GetPos():Distance(ent:GetPos()) >= 100 then return end -- If the distance isn't (X), don't do it
+	if ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToGas") then return end -- If Postal Dude is already carrying a Gas Can, don't delete another one
+	if ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToBaby") then return end
+
+	SlashCo.StopChase(ply)	-- Stop chase if we pick up a Gas Can
+
+	if IsValid(ent) then
+		ent:Remove()	-- Deletes the Gas Can that the Postal Dude is trying to grab
+	end
+
+	-- Play default gas can pickup sound
+	local idxGas = math.random(1, 3)
+	SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+		soundPath = "slashco/survivor/gascan_pickup" .. idxGas .. ".mp3",
+		identifier = "DefaultGasCanPickUp" .. idxGas,
+		minDistance = 500,
+		maxDistance = 750,
+		entity = ply,
+		volume = 1,
+		fadeIn = 0,
+	})
+
+	-- Play Postal Dude voiceline
+	local idx = math.random(1, 4)
+	SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+		soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_gas" .. idx .. ".ogg",
+		identifier = "PostalGasCanPickUp" .. idx,
+		minDistance = 500,
+		maxDistance = 750,
+		entity = ply,
+		volume = 0.8,
+		fadeIn = 0,
+	})
+
+	-- Self-explanatory I think
+	ply:SetNWBool("SwitchToShovel", false)
+	ply:SetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle", false)
+	ply:SetNWBool("SwitchToMG", false)
+	ply:SetNWBool("SwitchToBaby", false)
+	ply:SetNWBool("SwitchToGas", true)
+
+	ply:SetBodygroup(1, 0)
+	ply:SetBodygroup(2, 0)
+	ply:SetBodygroup(3, 0)
+	ply:SetBodygroup(4, 1)	-- Clear every bodygroup and use the right one
+
+	ply.PostalState = POSTAL_GAS_EQUIPPED -- Switch to Gas Can state
+end)
+
+----hook.Add("PlayerUse", "PostalBabyPickUp", function(ply, ent)
+----    if ply:Team() ~= TEAM_SLASHER then return end
+----    if ent:GetClass() ~= "sc_baby" then return end
+----	if ply:GetPos():Distance(ent:GetPos()) >= 100 then return end
+----	if ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToGas") then return end
+----	if not PrincessBestDog() then return end
+----
+----	if IsValid(ent) then
+----		ent:Remove()
+----	end
+----
+----	-- Play default gas can pickup sound
+----	SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+----		soundPath = "ambient/creatures/teddy" .. ".wav",
+----		identifier = "PostalBabyPickUp",
+----		minDistance = 500,
+----		maxDistance = 750,
+----		entity = ply,
+----		volume = 1,
+----		fadeIn = 0,
+----	})
+----
+----	-- Self-explanatory I think
+----	ply:SetNWBool("SwitchToShovel", false)
+----	ply:SetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle", false)
+----	ply:SetNWBool("SwitchToMG", false)
+----	ply:SetNWBool("SwitchToGas", false)
+----	ply:SetNWBool("SwitchToBaby", true)
+----
+----
+----	ply:SetBodygroup(1, 0)
+----	ply:SetBodygroup(2, 0)
+----	ply:SetBodygroup(3, 0)
+----	ply:SetBodygroup(4, 0)	-- Clear every bodygroup and use the right one
+----
+----	ply.PostalState = POSTAL_BABY_EQUIPPED -- Switch to Gas Can state
+----
+----end)
+
+-- Has to be server otherwise CreateGasCan will never work
+if SERVER then
+	-- Hook player input to detect them dropping it, should be Q because it's Q for survivors as well
+	hook.Add("PlayerButtonDown", "PostalGasCanDrop", function(ply, button)
+		-- Same stuff as above in the previous hook
+		if not SlashCo.IsKeyPressed("DROP_ITEM", ply, button) then return end
+	    if ply:Team() ~= TEAM_SLASHER then return end
+		if ply:GetNWString("Slasher") ~= "PostalDude" then return end
+		if not ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToGas") then return end
+
+		local startPos = ply:WorldSpaceCenter()
+		local goodPos = startPos + (ply:GetAimVector() * 1)
+	   	local DropGasCan = SlashCo.CreateGasCan(goodPos, Angle(0, 0, 0)) -- Create Gas Can when dropping the fake one, since we deleted an actual Gas Can
+		local phys = DropGasCan:GetPhysicsObject()
+
+		if IsValid(phys) then	-- Have to be very careful here, we don't want the Gas Can to be thrown outside of the world
+			phys:SetVelocity(ply:GetAimVector() * 250)
+
+			local randomvec = Vector(0, 0, 0)
+			randomvec:Random(-1000, 1000)
+			phys:SetAngleVelocity(randomvec)
+		end
+
+		ply:SetNWBool("SwitchToGas", false)
+		ply:SetNWBool("SwitchToShovel", true)
+
+		ply:SetBodygroup(1, 1)
+		ply:SetBodygroup(2, 0)
+		ply:SetBodygroup(3, 0)
+		ply:SetBodygroup(4, 0)	-- Clear every bodygroup and use the right one
+
+		if ply:GetNWInt("PostalStage") == POSTAL_RAGE_STAGE then
+			ply:SetRunSpeed(310)
+			ply:SetWalkSpeed(310)
+		else
+			ply:SetRunSpeed(SLASHER.ChaseSpeed)
+			ply:SetWalkSpeed(SLASHER.ChaseSpeed)
+		end
+
+		-- More hud stuff
+		if ply:GetNWBool("DeagleUnlocked") then 
+			ply.PostalState = POSTAL_SHOVEL_EQUIPPED
+		else
+			ply.PostalState = -1
+		end
+	end)
+end
+
+function SLASHER.OnPrimaryFire(slasher)
+	if slasher:GetNWBool("PostalDudeStunned") then return end
+	if slasher.SlashCooldown > 0 then return end
+
+	-- In hindsight this could've been done cleaner but...it's readable for me, so it works good enough
+	if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToShovel") then
+		slasher.SlashCooldown = 1
+		slasher:SetNWBool("PostalDudeSlashing", true)
+	end
+
+	if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle") then
+		slasher.SlashCooldown = 0.5
+	end
+
+	if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToMG") then
+		slasher.SlashCooldown = 0
+	end
+
+	local function SlashFinish()
+		if not IsValid(slasher) then return end
+		if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle") then return end
+		if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToMG") then return end
+		if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToGas") then return end
+		if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToBaby") then return end
+
+		slasher:SlasherHudFunc("ShakeControl", "LMB")
+
+		local idx = math.random(1, 2)
+		SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+			soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_shovelswing" .. idx .. ".ogg",
+			identifier = "PostalShovelSwing" .. idx,
+			minDistance = 500,
+			maxDistance = 750,
+			entity = slasher,
+			volume = 0.7,
+			fadeIn = 0,
+		})
+
+		slasher:LagCompensation(true)
+		local tr = util.TraceHull({
+			start = slasher:EyePos(),
+			endpos = slasher:LocalToWorld(Vector(55, 0, 0)),
+			maxs = Vector(60, 60, 60),
+			mins = Vector(-60, -60, -60),
+			filter = slasher,
+			ignoreworld = true,
+		})
+		slasher:LagCompensation(false)
+
+		local target = tr.Entity
+		local damage = 33
+
+		if target:IsValid() and (not target:IsPlayer() or target:Team() == TEAM_SURVIVOR) then
+			local dmg = DamageInfo()
+			dmg:SetDamageType(DMG_SLASH)
+			dmg:SetAttacker(slasher)
+			dmg:SetInflictor(slasher)
+			dmg:SetDamage(damage)
+			dmg:SetDamageForce(Vector(1, 1, 1))
+			dmg:SetDamagePosition(tr.HitPos)
+			target:TakeDamageInfo(dmg)
+		end
+
+		slasher:SetNWBool("PostalDudeSlashing", false)
+
+		if target:IsPlayer() then
+			if target:Team() ~= TEAM_SURVIVOR then return end
+
+			if slasher:GetNWInt("PostalStage") ~= POSTAL_RAGE_STAGE then
+				if not slasher:GetNWBool("InSlasherChaseMode") then
+					SlashCo.StartChaseMode(slasher, true)
+					slasher:SetNWBool("InSlasherChaseMode", true)
+				end
+			end
+
+			local vPoint = target:GetPos() + Vector(0, 0, 50)
+			local bloodfx = EffectData()
+			bloodfx:SetOrigin(vPoint)
+			util.Effect("BloodImpact", bloodfx)
+
+			SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+				soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_shovelhit.ogg",
+				identifier = "SurvivorHitDude",
+				minDistance = 600,
+				maxDistance = 800,
+				entity = target,
+				volume = 1,
+				fadeIn = 0,
+			})
+			
+			if slasher:GetNWInt("PostalStage") ~= POSTAL_RAGE_STAGE then
+				if target:IsPlayer() then
+					SlashCo.AddSlasherAnger(slasher, SLASHER.PatienceDecrease)
+				end
+			end
+		end
+	end
+
+	timer.Create(slasher:EntIndex() .. "_PostalDudeSlash", 0.1, 1, SlashFinish)
+
+	if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle") then
+		if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToGas") then return end
+		if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToBaby") then return end
+		if slasher:GetNWInt("DeagleBulletsAmount") > 0 then -- Allows the players to fire their gun if they have enough bullets
+			slasher:SlasherHudFunc("ShakeControl", "LMB")
+
+			local spread = slasher.GunSpread
+			local dist = SLASHER.KillDistance
+			timer.Simple(0.05, function()
+				if not IsValid(slasher) then return end
+
+				slasher:SetNWFloat("PostalDeagleShoot", CurTime())
+
+				SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+					soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_deagleshoot.ogg",
+					identifier = "PostalDeagleShoot",
+					minDistance = 750,
+					maxDistance = 1250,
+					entity = slasher,
+					volume = 0.8,
+					fadeIn = 0,
+				})
+
+				slasher:FireBullets({
+					Callback = function(attacker, tr, dmginfo)
+						local target = tr.Entity
+						if not IsValid(target) or not target:IsPlayer() then return end
+						if slasher:GetNWInt("PostalStage") == POSTAL_RAGE_STAGE then return end
+
+						SlashCo.AddSlasherAnger(slasher, SLASHER.PatienceDecrease)
+						if not slasher:GetNWBool("InSlasherChaseMode") then
+							SlashCo.StartChaseMode(slasher, true)
+						end
+
+						-- Hitting someone is already hard enough, let Postal deal full damage
+						if tr.HitGroup == HITGROUP_LEFTLEG or tr.HitGroup == HITGROUP_RIGHTLEG or tr.HitGroup == HITGROUP_LEFTARM or tr.HitGroup == HITGROUP_RIGHTARM then
+							dmginfo:ScaleDamage(4)
+						elseif tr.HitGroup == HITGROUP_HEAD then
+							dmginfo:ScaleDamage(1)
+						end
+					end,
+
+					Damage = 20,
+					TracerName = "AirboatGunHeavyTracer",
+					Dir = slasher:GetAimVector(),
+					Src = slasher:GetPos() + Vector(0, 0, 60),
+					IgnoreEntity = slasher,
+					Spread = Vector(
+						math.Rand(-1 - (spread * 5), 1 + (spread * 5)) * 0.006,
+						math.Rand(-1 - (spread * 5), 1 + (spread * 5)) * 0.006,
+						0
+					)
+				}, false)
+
+				local vec, ang = slasher:GetBonePosition(slasher:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_R_Finger1"))
+				local vPoint = vec
+				local muzzle = EffectData()
+				muzzle:SetOrigin(vPoint + slasher:GetForward() * 8 + Vector(0, 0, 2))
+				muzzle:SetStart(Vector(255, 0, 0))
+				muzzle:SetAttachment(0)
+				muzzle:SetEntity(slasher)
+				util.Effect("sid_muzzle", muzzle)
+
+				local shell = EffectData()
+				shell:SetOrigin(vPoint)
+				shell:SetAngles(ang)
+				util.Effect("ShellEject", shell)
+				DeagleBulletsControl(slasher, -1)
+			end)
+		else
+			-- Don't have bullets? Play sound
+			SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+				soundPath = "weapons/shotgun/shotgun_empty.wav",
+				identifier = "PostalDeagleEmpty",
+				minDistance = 750,
+				maxDistance = 1250,
+				entity = slasher,
+				volume = 0.7,
+				fadeIn = 0,
+			})
+		end
+	end
+
+	-- The only way to make weapons automatic is by hooking a think function to them and setting their cooldown here
+	hook.Add("Think", "MGShoot", function()
+		if slasher:KeyDown(IN_ATTACK) then
+			if slasher.M4Cooldown > CurTime() then return end
+
+			slasher.M4Cooldown = CurTime() + 0.1
+
+			if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToMG") then
+				if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToGas") then return end
+				if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToBaby") then return end
+
+				if slasher:GetNWInt("MGBulletsAmount") > 0 then -- Same thing as the Deagle
+					slasher:SlasherHudFunc("ShakeControl", "LMB")
+
+					local spread = slasher.GunSpread
+					local dist = SLASHER.KillDistance
+					timer.Simple(0.05, function()
+						if not IsValid(slasher) then return end
+
+						slasher:SetNWFloat("PostalMGShoot", CurTime())
+						SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+							soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_m4shoot.ogg",
+							identifier = "PostalM4",
+							minDistance = 750,
+							maxDistance = 1250,
+							entity = slasher,
+							volume = 0.7,
+							fadeIn = 0,
+						})
+
+						slasher:FireBullets({
+							Callback = function(attacker, tr, dmginfo)
+								local target = tr.Entity
+								if not IsValid(target) or not target:IsPlayer() then return end
+								if slasher:GetNWInt("PostalStage") == POSTAL_RAGE_STAGE then return end
+
+								SlashCo.AddSlasherAnger(slasher, SLASHER.PatienceDecrease)
+								if not slasher:GetNWBool("InSlasherChaseMode") then
+									SlashCo.StartChaseMode(slasher, true)
+								end
+
+								if tr.HitGroup == HITGROUP_LEFTLEG or tr.HitGroup == HITGROUP_RIGHTLEG or tr.HitGroup == HITGROUP_LEFTARM or tr.HitGroup == HITGROUP_RIGHTARM then
+									dmginfo:ScaleDamage(4)
+								elseif tr.HitGroup == HITGROUP_HEAD then
+									dmginfo:ScaleDamage(1)
+								end
+							end,
+
+							Damage = 10,
+							TracerName = "AirboatGunHeavyTracer",
+							Dir = slasher:GetAimVector(),
+							Src = slasher:GetPos() + Vector(0, 0, 60),
+							IgnoreEntity = slasher,
+							Spread = Vector(
+								math.Rand(-1 - (spread * 5), 1 + (spread * 5)) * 0.006,
+								math.Rand(-1 - (spread * 5), 1 + (spread * 5)) * 0.006,
+								0
+							)
+						}, false)
+
+						local vec, ang = slasher:GetBonePosition(slasher:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_R_Finger1"))
+						local vPoint = vec
+						local muzzle = EffectData()
+						muzzle:SetOrigin(vPoint + slasher:GetForward() * 8 + Vector(0, 0, 2))
+						muzzle:SetStart(Vector(255, 0, 0))
+						muzzle:SetAttachment(0)
+						muzzle:SetEntity(slasher)
+
+						local shell = EffectData()
+						shell:SetOrigin(vPoint)
+						shell:SetAngles(ang)
+						util.Effect("ShellEject", shell)
+						MGBulletsControl(slasher, -1)
+						slasher.GunSpread = 3
+					end)
+				else
+					SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+						soundPath = "weapons/shotgun/shotgun_empty.wav",
+						identifier = "PostalM4Empty",
+						minDistance = 750,
+						maxDistance = 1250,
+						entity = slasher,
+						volume = 0.7,
+						fadeIn = 0,
+					})
+				end
+			end
+		end
+	end)
+
+	-- All of this is just that code from that one gas can swep, god bless whoever made that
+	-- We also make the gas can automatic, we don't want players to get frustrated over spamming m1
+	hook.Add("Think", "GasPour", function()
+		if slasher:KeyDown(IN_ATTACK) then
+			if slasher.GasCooldown > CurTime() then return end
+
+			slasher.GasCooldown = CurTime() + 0.08
+
+			if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToGas") then
+				if slasher:GetNWInt("PostalDudeFuelAmount") > 0 then -- Same thing as the guns
+					local fire, tr
+						tr = util.TraceLine{
+					  start = slasher:GetShootPos(),
+					  endpos = slasher:GetShootPos() + slasher:GetAimVector() * 160,
+					  filter = slasher
+					}
+ 					if not tr.Hit then return end
+
+					local idx = math.random(1, 3)
+					SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+						soundPath = "ambient/water/water_spray" .. idx .. ".wav",
+						identifier = "PostalUseGas" .. idx,
+						minDistance = 500,
+						maxDistance = 750,
+						entity = slasher,
+						volume = 0.9,
+						fadeIn = 0,
+					})
+
+					slasher:SlasherHudFunc("ShakeControl", "LMB")
+ 					util.Decal("BeerSplash", tr.HitPos + tr.HitNormal, tr.HitPos - tr.HitNormal)
+					ParticleEffect("water_splash_01_surface1", tr.HitPos, tr.HitNormal:Angle())
+
+					if CLIENT then return end
+
+					fire = ents.Create("env_fire")
+					fire:SetNWBool("PostalFire", true) -- Do this so we can separate map fire from Postal's fire
+					fire:SetKeyValue("health", 20)
+					fire:SetKeyValue("firesize", 36)
+					fire:SetKeyValue("fireattack", .01)
+					fire:SetKeyValue("ignitionpoint", 6)
+					fire:SetKeyValue("damagescale", 25)
+					fire:Fire("AddOutput", "OnExtinguished !self,Kill", 0)
+					fire:SetKeyValue("spawnflags", (IsValid(tr.Entity) and 16 or 0) + 34 + 256)
+					fire:SetPos(tr.HitPos)
+					fire:Spawn()
+					fire:SetPhysicsAttacker(slasher)
+ 					if IsValid(tr.Entity) then
+					  fire:SetParent(tr.Entity)
+					end
+
+ 					--SafeRemoveEntity(fire)
+					SafeRemoveEntityDelayed(fire, 30)
+					PostalDudeFuelControl(slasher, -1)
+				end
+			end
+		end
+	end)
+
+	-- Ignite players who step into the fire
+	hook.Add("EntityTakeDamage", "PlayerIgnite", function(target, dmginfo)
+		if not target:IsPlayer() then return end
+		if target:Team() == TEAM_SLASHER then return end
+
+		local attacker = dmginfo:GetAttacker()
+		if not IsValid(attacker) then return end
+
+		if attacker:GetClass() == "env_fire" and attacker:GetNWBool("PostalFire") then
+			if not target:IsOnFire() then
+				target:Ignite(3.5) -- Don't make it too long, fire damage is crayzee
+			end
+		end
+	end)
+end
+
+function SLASHER.OnSecondaryFire(slasher)
+	-- We have to do the Gas Can first
+	if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToGas") then
+		local match = ents.Create("prop_physics")
+		local heat = ents.Create("env_firesource")
+		local att = slasher.Hand or slasher:LookupAttachment("anim_attachment_lh")
+		local phys = match:GetPhysicsObject()
+		local particle = ents.Create("info_particle_system")
+		local tr = util.TraceLine{
+			start = slasher:GetShootPos(),
+			endpos = slasher:GetShootPos() + slasher:GetAimVector() * 512,
+			filter = {match, heat, slasher, particle},
+		}
+
+		slasher:SlasherHudFunc("ShakeControl", "RMB")
+
+		if CLIENT then return end
+
+		SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+			soundPath = "weapons/slam/throw.wav",
+			identifier = "ThrowMatch",
+			minDistance = 250,
+			maxDistance = 500,
+			entity = slasher,
+			volume = 1.0,
+			fadeIn = 0,
+		})
+
+		match = ents.Create("prop_physics")
+		match:SetModel("models/props_debris/wood_splinters01a.mdl")
+		match:SetOwner(slasher)
+		match:SetSolid(SOLID_NONE)
+
+		if slasher.Hand == -1 then
+			att = slasher:GetAttachment(slasher.Hand)
+			match:SetPos(att.Pos)
+		else
+			match:SetPos(slasher:GetShootPos())
+		end
+
+		match:Spawn()
+		heat:SetPos(match:GetPos())
+		heat:SetParent(match)
+		heat:SetLocalPos(Vector(-.012, -.163, 3.065))
+		heat:SetKeyValue("fireradius", 36)
+		heat:SetKeyValue("firedamage", 50)
+		heat:Spawn()
+		heat:Input("Enable")
+		phys = match:GetPhysicsObject()
+
+		tr = util.TraceLine{
+			start = slasher:GetShootPos(),
+			endpos = slasher:GetShootPos() + slasher:GetAimVector() * 512,
+			filter = {match, heat, slasher, particle},
+		}
+
+		particle = ents.Create("info_particle_system")
+		particle:SetKeyValue("start_active", 1)
+		particle:SetKeyValue("effect_name", "fire_verysmall_01")
+		particle:Spawn()
+		particle:SetPos(match:GetPos())
+		particle:SetParent(match)
+		particle:SetLocalPos(Vector(-.012, -.163, 3.065))
+		particle:Activate()
+
+		if IsValid(phys) then
+			phys:SetVelocity((tr.HitPos - match:GetPos()):GetNormal() * 128 * phys:GetMass())
+		end
+
+		SafeRemoveEntityDelayed(match, 2.5)
+
+		return
+	end
+
+	if slasher:GetNWBool("InSlasherChaseMode") then
+		--slasher:SlasherHudFunc("ChaseAndKill", "false", "true")
+		SlashCo.AddSlasherAnger(slasher, -5)
+		SlashCo.StopChase(slasher)
+		return
+	end
+end
+
+local function KickFinish(slasher)
+	if not IsValid(slasher) then return end
+
+	slasher:SlasherHudFunc("ShakeControl", "R")
+
+	SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+		soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_foot_fire.ogg",
+		identifier = "PostalKick",
+		minDistance = 500,
+		maxDistance = 750,
+		entity = slasher,
+		volume = 1.0,
+		fadeIn = 0,
+	})
+
+	slasher:LagCompensation(true)
+	local tr = util.TraceHull({
+		start = slasher:EyePos(),
+		endpos = slasher:LocalToWorld(Vector(55, 0, 0)),
+		maxs = Vector(60, 60, 60),
+		mins = Vector(-60, -60, -60),
+		filter = slasher,
+		ignoreworld = true,
+	})
+	slasher:LagCompensation(false)
+
+	local target = tr.Entity
+	local damage = 10
+
+	if target:IsValid() and (not target:IsPlayer() or target:Team() == TEAM_SURVIVOR) then
+		local dmg = DamageInfo()
+		dmg:SetDamageType(DMG_SLASH)
+		dmg:SetAttacker(slasher)
+		dmg:SetInflictor(slasher)
+		dmg:SetDamage(damage)
+		dmg:SetDamageForce(Vector(1, 1, 1))
+		dmg:SetDamagePosition(tr.HitPos)
+		target:TakeDamageInfo(dmg)
+	end
+
+	local lookent = slasher:GetEyeTrace().Entity
+	if slasher:GetNWInt("PostalStage") == POSTAL_RAGE_STAGE then
+		SlashCo.BustDoor(slasher, lookent, 50000)
+	else
+		slasher:SlamDoor(lookent)
+
+		if lookent:IsPlayer() then
+			SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+				soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/foot_kickbody.ogg",
+				identifier = "SurvivorKickDude",
+				minDistance = 600,
+				maxDistance = 800,
+				entity = slasher,
+				volume = 1,
+				fadeIn = 0,
+			})
+		elseif IsValid(lookent) then
+			if lookent:GetClass() ~= "prop_door_rotating" then return end
+
+			SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+				soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_foot_kickdoor.ogg",
+				identifier = "PostalKickDoor",
+				minDistance = 500,
+				maxDistance = 750,
+				entity = slasher,
+				volume = 1.0,
+				fadeIn = 0,
+			})
+		end
+	end
+
+	slasher:SetNWBool("PostalDudeKicking", false)
+
+	if target:IsPlayer() then
+		if target:Team() ~= TEAM_SURVIVOR then return end
+
+		if slasher:GetNWInt("PostalStage") ~= POSTAL_RAGE_STAGE then
+			if not slasher:GetNWBool("InSlasherChaseMode") then
+				if not slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToGas") then
+					SlashCo.StartChaseMode(slasher, true)
+					slasher:SetNWBool("InSlasherChaseMode", true)
+				end
+			end
+		end
+
+		local vPoint = target:GetPos() + Vector(0, 0, 50)
+		local bloodfx = EffectData()
+		bloodfx:SetOrigin(vPoint)
+		util.Effect("BloodImpact", bloodfx)
+
+		if slasher:GetNWInt("PostalStage") ~= POSTAL_RAGE_STAGE then
+			if target:IsPlayer() then
+				SlashCo.AddSlasherAnger(slasher, SLASHER.PatienceDecrease)
+			end
+		end
+	end
+end
+
+function SLASHER.OnMainAbilityFire(slasher)
+	if slasher:GetNWBool("PostalDudeStunned") then return end
+	if slasher:GetNWBool("PostalDudeSlashing") then return end
+	if slasher.KickCooldown > 0 then return end
+
+	slasher:SetNWBool("PostalDudeKicking", true)
+
+	if slasher:GetNWInt("PostalStage") ~= POSTAL_RAGE_STAGE then
+		slasher.KickCooldown = 5
+	else
+		slasher.KickCooldown = 2.5
+	end
+
+	timer.Create(slasher:EntIndex() .. "PostalDudeKick", 0.1, 1, function()
+		KickFinish(slasher)
+	end)
+end
+
+function SLASHER.OnSpecialAbilityFire(slasher)
+	if slasher:GetNWBool("PostalDudeStunned") then return end
+	if slasher:GetNWBool("PostalDudeSlashing") then return end
+	if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToGas") then return end
+	if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToBaby") then return end
+
+	if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToShovel") then
+		if not slasher:GetNWBool("DeagleUnlocked") then return end
+		slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToShovel", false)
+		slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle", true)
+		slasher.PostalState = POSTAL_SHOVEL_EQUIPPED
+
+		if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle") then
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(1, 0)
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(2, 1)
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(3, 0)
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(4, 0)
+
+			if not slasher:GetNWBool("MGUnlocked") then
+				slasher.PostalState = POSTAL_DEAGLE_UNEQUIPPED
+			elseif slasher:GetNWBool("MGUnlocked") then
+				slasher.PostalState = POSTAL_DEAGLE_EQUIPPED
+			end
+
+			local idx = math.random(1, 3)
+			SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+				soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_deagle" .. idx .. ".ogg",
+				identifier = "PostalDeagleEquip" .. idx,
+				minDistance = 500,
+				maxDistance = 750,
+				entity = slasher,
+				volume = 0.8,
+				fadeIn = 0,
+			})
+			return
+		end
+	end
+
+	if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle") then
+		if not slasher:GetNWBool("DeagleUnlocked") then return end
+		slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle", false)
+		slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToShovel", false)
+		if not slasher:GetNWBool("MGUnlocked") then
+			slasher.PostalState = POSTAL_DEAGLE_UNEQUIPPED
+		elseif slasher:GetNWBool("MGUnlocked") then
+			slasher.PostalState = POSTAL_DEAGLE_EQUIPPED
+		end
+		if slasher:GetNWBool("MGUnlocked") then
+			slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToMG", true)
+
+			local idx = math.random(1, 3)
+			SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+				soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_machinegun" .. idx .. ".ogg",
+				identifier = "PostalM4Equip" .. idx,
+				minDistance = 500,
+				maxDistance = 750,
+				entity = slasher,
+				volume = 0.8,
+				fadeIn = 0,
+			})
+		else
+			slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToShovel", true)
+			slasher.PostalState = POSTAL_SHOVEL_EQUIPPED
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(1, 1)
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(2, 0)
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(3, 0)
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(4, 0)
+		end
+
+		if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToMG") then
+			slasher.PostalState = POSTAL_MG_EQUIPPED
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(1, 0)
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(2, 0)
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(3, 1)
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(4, 0)
+
+			return
+		end
+	end
+
+	if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToMG") then
+		slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle", false)
+		slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToMG", false)
+		slasher:SetNWBool("SwitchToShovel", true)
+		slasher.PostalState = POSTAL_MG_EQUIPPED
+
+		if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToShovel") then
+			slasher.PostalState = POSTAL_SHOVEL_EQUIPPED
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(1, 1)
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(2, 0)
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(3, 0)
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(4, 0)
+			return
+		end
+	end
+end
+
+function SLASHER.Footstep(ply)
+	if SERVER then
+		local idx = math.random(1, 5)
+		SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+			soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_footstep" .. idx .. ".ogg",
+			identifier = "PostalFootstep" .. idx,
+			group = "SlasherFootstep",
+			minDistance = 150,
+			maxDistance = 500,
+			entity = ply,
+			volume = 1,
+			fadeIn = 0,
+		})
+	end
+
+	return true
+end
+
+function SLASHER.Thirdperson(ply)
+	return ply:GetNWBool("PostalDudeStunned")
+end
+
+function SLASHER.Animator(ply)
+	local chase = ply:GetNWBool("InSlasherChaseMode")
+	local PostalDude_swing = ply:GetNWBool("PostalDudeSlashing")
+	local PostalDude_kick = ply:GetNWBool("PostalDudeKicking")
+	local PostalDude_crouch = ply:GetNWBool("PostalDudeCrouch")
+	local PostalDude_stun = ply:GetNWBool("PostalDudeStunned")
+	local PostalDude_finger = ply:GetNWBool("PostalFinger")
+	local PostalDude_deagleshooting = (CurTime() - ply:GetNWFloat("PostalDeagleShoot", 0)) < SLASHER.GunShotDecay
+	local PostalDude_machinegunshooting = (CurTime() - ply:GetNWFloat("PostalMGShoot", 0)) < SLASHER.GunShotDecay
+
+	if not PostalDude_swing and not PostalDude_crouch and not PostalDude_stun and not PostalDude_deagleshooting and not PostalDude_kick and not PostalDude_finger then
+		ply.anim_antispam = false
+	end
+
+	ply:SetPoseParameter("body_pitch", -ply:EyeAngles().pitch)
+	ply:SetPoseParameter("body_yaw", -(math.AngleDifference(ply:EyeAngles().y, select(2, ply:GetBonePosition(0)).y) + 90))
+
+	if ply:IsOnGround() then
+		if not chase then
+			if ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToShovel") then
+				ply.CalcIdeal = ACT_HL2MP_WALK_MELEE
+				ply.CalcSeqOverride = ply:LookupSequence("prowl")
+			elseif ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle") then
+				ply.CalcIdeal = ACT_HL2MP_WALK_PISTOL
+				ply.CalcSeqOverride = ply:LookupSequence("prowl")
+			elseif ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToMG") then
+				ply.CalcIdeal = ACT_HL2MP_WALK_SMG1
+				ply.CalcSeqOverride = ply:LookupSequence("prowl")
+			elseif ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToGas") then
+				ply.CalcIdeal = ACT_HL2MP_WALK_SLAM
+				ply.CalcSeqOverride = ply:LookupSequence("prowl")
+			end
+		else
+			if ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToShovel") then
+				ply.CalcIdeal = ACT_HL2MP_RUN_MELEE
+				ply.CalcSeqOverride = ply:LookupSequence("chase")
+			elseif ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle") then
+				ply.CalcIdeal = ACT_HL2MP_RUN_PISTOL
+				ply.CalcSeqOverride = ply:LookupSequence("chase")
+			elseif ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToMG") then
+				ply.CalcIdeal = ACT_HL2MP_RUN_SMG1
+				ply.CalcSeqOverride = ply:LookupSequence("chase")
+			elseif ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToGas") then
+				ply.CalcIdeal = ACT_HL2MP_RUN_SLAM
+				ply.CalcSeqOverride = ply:LookupSequence("chase")
+			end
+		end
+	else
+		if ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToShovel") then
+			ply.CalcSeqOverride = ply:LookupSequence("shovel_glide")
+		elseif ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle") then
+			ply.CalcSeqOverride = ply:LookupSequence("deagle_glide")
+		elseif ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToMG") then
+			ply.CalcSeqOverride = ply:LookupSequence("m4_airwalk_MELEE")
+		elseif ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToGas") then
+			ply.CalcSeqOverride = ply:LookupSequence("gas_glide")
+		end
+	end
+
+	if ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToShovel") then
+		if PostalDude_swing then
+			local randomswing = math.random(1, 2)
+			if randomswing == 1 then
+				ply:AddVCDSequenceToGestureSlot(1, ply:LookupSequence("shovel_swing_1"), 0, true)
+			else
+				ply:AddVCDSequenceToGestureSlot(2, ply:LookupSequence("shovel_swing_2"), 0, true)
+			end
+		end
+	end
+
+	if ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle") then
+		if PostalDude_deagleshooting then
+			ply:AddVCDSequenceToGestureSlot(1, ply:LookupSequence("deagle_attack"), 0, true)
+		end
+	end
+
+	if ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToMG") then
+		if PostalDude_machinegunshooting then
+			ply:AddVCDSequenceToGestureSlot(1, ply:LookupSequence("m4_attack"), 0, true)
+		end
+	end
+
+	-- Secret Emote, the code has to be like this...for some reason, I don't know why, but if it works, it works
+	if ply:GetNWBool("PostalFinger") then
+		timer.Simple(0.01, function()
+			if not IsValid(ply) then return end
+
+			if ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToShovel") then
+				ply.CalcSeqOverride = ply:AddVCDSequenceToGestureSlot(1, ply:LookupSequence("fuckyou_1"), 0, true)
+			elseif ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle") then
+				ply.CalcSeqOverride = ply:AddVCDSequenceToGestureSlot(1, ply:LookupSequence("fuckyou_2"), 0, true)
+			elseif ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToMG") then
+				ply.CalcSeqOverride = ply:AddVCDSequenceToGestureSlot(1, ply:LookupSequence("fuckyou_3"), 0, true)
+			elseif ply:GetNWBool("SwitchToGas") then
+				ply.CalcSeqOverride = ply:AddVCDSequenceToGestureSlot(1, ply:LookupSequence("fuckyou_4"), 0, true)
+			end
+		end)
+
+		timer.Simple(0.05, function()
+			if not IsValid(ply) then return end
+
+			ply:SetNWBool("PostalFinger", false)
+		end)
+	end
+
+	if PostalDude_crouch then
+		local CrouchAnim = "shovel_crouch"
+		ply.CalcSeqOverride = ply:LookupSequence(CrouchAnim)
+
+		if not ply.anim_antispam then
+			ply:SetCycle(0)
+			ply.anim_antispam = true
+		end
+	end
+
+	if PostalDude_stun then
+		ply.CalcSeqOverride = ply:LookupSequence("stun")
+
+		if not ply.anim_antispam then
+			ply:SetCycle(0)
+			ply.anim_antispam = true
+		end
+	end
+
+	if PostalDude_kick then
+		ply:AddVCDSequenceToGestureSlot(1, ply:LookupSequence("kick"), 0, true)
+	end
+
+	-- Postal Dude's Emote
+	-- We can't actually play the animations through this hook, otherwise only Postal Dude will be able to see it, and no one else
+	hook.Add("PlayerButtonDown", "PostalBird", function(ply, button)
+		if button ~= KEY_1 then return end
+		if CLIENT then return end
+
+		if not IsFirstTimePredicted() or ply:Team() ~= TEAM_SLASHER then return end
+		if ply:GetNWString("Slasher") ~= "PostalDude" then return end
+
+		timer.Simple(0.01, function()
+			if not IsValid(ply) then return end
+
+			ply:SetNWBool("PostalFinger", true)
+		end)
+
+		SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+			soundPath = "slashco/ping_item.mp3",
+			identifier = "EmotePing",
+			minDistance = 100,
+			maxDistance = 110,
+			entity = ply,
+			volume = 0.4,
+			fadeIn = 0,
+		})
+
+		SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+			soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_finger.ogg",
+			identifier = "PostalBird",
+			minDistance = 1000,
+			maxDistance = 1200,
+			entity = ply,
+			volume = 1,
+			fadeIn = 0,
+		})
+	end)
+
+	return ply.CalcIdeal, ply.CalcSeqOverride
+end
+
+function SLASHER.OnHitByPocketSand(slasher, ply, additionalRage)
+	SlashCo.StopChase(slasher)
+	slasher:SetBodygroup(1, 0)		-- Disable bodygroups
+	slasher:SetBodygroup(2, 0)
+	slasher:SetBodygroup(3, 0)
+	slasher:SetBodygroup(4, 0)
+
+	local idx = math.random(1, 3)
+	SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+		soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_stunned" .. idx .. ".ogg",
+		identifier = "PostalDudeBlinded" .. idx,
+		minDistance = 1000,
+		maxDistance = 2000,
+		entity = slasher,
+		volume = 1,
+		fadeIn = 0,
+	})
+
+	slasher:SetNWBool("PostalDudeStunned", true)
+	slasher:Freeze(true)
+
+	SlashCo.AddSlasherAnger(slasher, 5) -- We did not like that
+	timer.Simple(8, function()
+		if not IsValid(slasher) then return end
+
+		-- Re-enable the respective bodygroups
+		if slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToShovel") then
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(1, 1)
+		elseif slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToDeagle") then
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(2, 1)
+		elseif slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToMG") then
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(3, 1)
+		elseif slasher:GetNWBool("SwitchToGas") then
+			slasher:SetBodygroup(4, 1)
+		end
+		slasher:SetNWBool("PostalDudeStunned", false)
+		slasher:Freeze(false)
+	end)
+end
+SLASHER.OnHitByBeerKeg = function(slasher) SLASHER.OnHitByPocketSand(slasher, nil, 5) end -- +5 additioal anger just because it deafened us.
+SLASHER.OnHitByTeslaCoil = function(slasher) SLASHER.OnHitByPocketSand(slasher, nil, 10) end
+
+-- This is cancer
+function SLASHER.InitHud(_, hud)
+	hud:SetAvatar(Material("slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude"))
+	hud:SetTitle("Postal Dude")
+	hud:SetCrosshairEnabled(true)
+	hud:SetCrosshairAlpha(255)
+	hud:SetCrosshairSpin(0)
+	hud:SetCrosshairTighten(0)
+	hud:SetCrosshairProngs(15)
+
+	hud:AddMeter("patience", 100, "", nil, true)
+	hud:TieMeterInt("patience", "PostalDudePatience")
+
+	GameData.LocalPlayer:GetNWInt("PostalState", -1) -- Raphael my goat once again
+
+	hud.prevState = not GameData.LocalPlayer:GetNWInt("PostalState")
+	function hud.AlsoThink()
+		local curState = GameData.LocalPlayer:GetNWInt("PostalState")
+
+		if curState == hud.prevState then return end
+
+		if curState == -1 then
+			hud:RemoveControls()
+			hud:SetMeterVisible("fuel", false)
+			hud:AddControl("LMB", "shovel bash", Material("slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_shovel"))
+			hud:TieControl("LMB", "PostalDudeCanMainSlash")
+			hud:TieControlText("LMB", "SwitchToShovel", "shovel bash", "shoot", true)
+		end
+
+		if curState == POSTAL_SHOVEL_EQUIPPED then
+			hud:RemoveControls()
+			hud:SetMeterVisible("fuel", false)
+			hud:SetMeterVisible("deagle ammo", false)
+			hud:SetMeterVisible("m4 ammo", false)
+			hud:AddControl("F", "shovel", Material("slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_deagle"))
+			hud:AddControl("LMB", "shovel bash", Material("slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_shovel"))
+			hud:TieControlText("LMB", "SwitchToShovel", "shovel bash", "shoot", true)
+			hud:TieControlText("F", "SwitchToDeagle", "shovel", "deagle", true)
+			hud:TieControl("LMB", "PostalDudeCanMainSlash")
+		elseif curState == POSTAL_DEAGLE_UNEQUIPPED then
+			hud:RemoveControls()
+			hud:AddControl("F", "shovel", Material("slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_shovel"))
+			hud:AddControl("LMB", "shoot", Material("slashco/ui/icons/slasher/sid_a3"))
+			hud:AddMeter("deagle ammo", 6, "", nil, true)
+			hud:SetMeterVisible("deagle ammo", true)
+			hud:SetMeterVisible("fuel", false)
+			hud:TieMeterInt("deagle ammo", "DeagleBulletsAmount")
+			hud:TieControl("LMB", "PostalDudeCanMainSlash")
+		elseif curState == POSTAL_DEAGLE_EQUIPPED then
+			hud:RemoveControls()
+			hud:AddControl("F", "m4", Material("slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_m4"))
+			hud:AddControl("LMB", "shoot", Material("slashco/ui/icons/slasher/sid_a3"))
+			hud:SetMeterVisible("fuel", false)
+			hud:SetMeterVisible("deagle ammo", false)
+			hud:SetMeterVisible("m4 ammo", false)
+			hud:AddMeter("deagle ammo", 6, "", nil, true)
+			hud:TieMeterInt("deagle ammo", "DeagleBulletsAmount")
+			hud:TieControl("LMB", "PostalDudeCanMainSlash")
+		elseif curState == POSTAL_MG_EQUIPPED then
+			hud:RemoveControls()
+			hud:SetMeterVisible("fuel", false)
+			hud:AddControl("F", "shovel", Material("slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_shovel"))
+			hud:AddControl("LMB", "shoot", Material("slashco/ui/icons/slasher/sid_a3"))
+			hud:SetMeterVisible("deagle ammo", false)
+			hud:AddMeter("m4 ammo", 20, "", nil, true)
+			hud:TieMeterInt("m4 ammo", "MGBulletsAmount")
+			hud:SetMeterVisible("m4 ammo", true)
+		elseif curState == POSTAL_GAS_EQUIPPED then
+			hud:RemoveControls()
+			hud:AddMeter("fuel", 30, "", nil, true)
+			hud:TieMeterInt("fuel", "PostalDudeFuelAmount")
+			hud:AddControl("RMB", " ignite", Material("slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_ignite"))
+			hud:AddControl("LMB", "pour", Material("slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_gas"))
+
+			hud:SetMeterVisible("deagle ammo", false)
+			hud:SetMeterVisible("m4 ammo", false)
+		end
+
+		hud:AddControl("R", "kick", Material("slashco/ui/icons/slasher/kick"))
+		hud:TieControl("R", "PostalDudeCanMainKick")
+		hud:TieControl("LMB", "PostalDudeCanMainSlash")
+
+		hud.prevState = curState
+	end
+end
+
+-- Stage 4 "chase" light since the slasher isn't actually chasing
+if CLIENT then
+	hook.Add("Tick", "SlasherChaseLight", function()
+		for _, dude in ipairs(team.GetPlayers(TEAM_SLASHER)) do
+			if dude == GameData.LocalPlayer then return end
+
+			if SlashCoSlashers[dude:GetNWString("Slasher")] == SLASHER then
+				if dude:GetNWInt("PostalStage") == POSTAL_RAGE_STAGE then
+					local tlight = DynamicLight(MAX_EDICT + dude:EntIndex())
+					if tlight then
+						tlight.pos = dude:LocalToWorld(Vector(0, 0, 20))
+						tlight.r = 255
+						tlight.g = 0
+						tlight.b = 0
+						tlight.brightness = 6
+						tlight.Decay = 1000
+						tlight.Size = 500
+						tlight.DieTime = CurTime() + 1
+					end
+				end
+			end
+		end
+	end)
+end
+
+-- Postal Dude's ammo should be outlined, he relies on it
+function SLASHER.PreDrawHalos()
+	SlashCo.DrawHalo(ents.FindByClass("sc_postalammo"), nil)
+end
+
+-- Fun stuff
+-- This is the CLIENT example (Thank you Raphael)
+hook.Add("SlashCo:OnPing", "PostalDudeSayStuff", function(pingInfo)
+	if pingInfo.Team ~= TEAM_SLASHER then return end
+	if not pingInfo.Player then return end -- it can be nil!
+	if CLIENT then return end
+
+	-- pingInfo.Player is the entIndex since when a player may not always be known to a client.
+	-- Had to update the code a little bit because ping handling got changed a bit - eno
+	local ply = pingInfo.Player
+
+	-- Check isnumber for validity
+	if isnumber(ply) then
+		ply = Entity(ply)
+	end
+
+	-- Nope, go away
+	if not IsValid(ply) then return end
+
+	-- Can be any slasher ID
+	if ply:GetNWString("Slasher") ~= "PostalDude" then return end
+
+	--It's our slasher so play a sound
+	if pingInfo.Type == "GENERATOR" or pingInfo.Type == "ITEM" or pingInfo.Type == "AMMO" then
+		local idx = math.random(1, 3)
+		SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+			soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_pingitemorgen" .. idx .. ".ogg",
+			identifier = "PostalPingMisc" .. idx,
+			minDistance = 500,
+			maxDistance = 750,
+			entity = ply,
+			volume = 1.5,
+			fadeIn = 0,
+		})
+	elseif pingInfo.Type == "SURVIVOR" then
+		local idx = math.random(1, 4)
+		SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+			soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_pingsurvivor" .. idx .. ".ogg",
+			identifier = "PostalPingSurvivor" .. idx,
+			minDistance = 500,
+			maxDistance = 750,
+			entity = ply,
+			volume = 1.5,
+			fadeIn = 0,
+		})
+	elseif pingInfo.Type == "LOOK HERE" then
+		local idx = math.random(1, 4)
+		SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+			soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_pinghere" .. idx .. ".ogg",
+			identifier = "PostalPingHere" .. idx,
+			minDistance = 500,
+			maxDistance = 750,
+			entity = ply,
+			volume = 1.5,
+			fadeIn = 0,
+		})
+	elseif pingInfo.Type == "SLASHER" then
+		local idx = math.random(1, 2)
+		SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+			soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_pingslasher" .. idx .. ".ogg",
+			identifier = "PostalPingSlasher" .. idx,
+			minDistance = 500,
+			maxDistance = 750,
+			entity = ply,
+			volume = 1.5,
+			fadeIn = 0,
+		})
+	elseif pingInfo.Type == "DEAD BODY" then
+		local idx = math.random(1, 3)
+		SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+			soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_pingbody" .. idx .. ".ogg",
+			identifier = "PostalPingDeadBody" .. idx,
+			minDistance = 500,
+			maxDistance = 750,
+			entity = ply,
+			volume = 1.5,
+			fadeIn = 0,
+		})
+	elseif pingInfo.Type == "HELICOPTER" then
+		local idx = math.random(1, 4)
+		SlashCo.AudioSystem.PlaySound({
+			soundPath = "slashco/slasher/postaldude/dude_pingchopper" .. idx .. ".ogg",
+			identifier = "PostalPingChopper" .. idx,
+			minDistance = 500,
+			maxDistance = 750,
+			entity = ply,
+			volume = 1.5,
+			fadeIn = 0,
+		})
+	end
+
+	return true -- true so that the gamemode doesn't try to also play any sounds
+end)
+
+SlashCo.RegisterSlasher(SLASHER, "PostalDude")
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diff --git a/materials/models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/T_PostalDude.vmt b/materials/models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/T_PostalDude.vmt
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index 00000000..a8714387
--- /dev/null
+++ b/materials/models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/T_PostalDude.vmt
@@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+"VertexLitGeneric"
+{
+	"$basetexture" "models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/T_PostalDude"
+// "$bumpmap" "models/pain/dude/T_PostalDude"
+	"$surfaceprop" "flesh"
+	"$model" "1"
+	"$nocull" "1"
+    "$halflambert" "1"
+	"$alphatest" "1"
+//    "$lightwarptexture" "models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/T_PostalDude"
+//  	"$phong" "1"
+  
+//  "$phongboost"    ".1"
+//  "$phongalbedotint" "1"
+//  "$phongexponenttexture" "models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/T_PostalDude"
+//  "$phongfresnelranges"    "[1 .1 .1]"
+//
+//  "$rimlight"               "1"
+//  "$rimlightexponent"       "2"
+//  "$rimlightboost"          "1"
+}
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/materials/models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/T_PostalDude.vtf b/materials/models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/T_PostalDude.vtf
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diff --git a/materials/models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/shovel1.vmt b/materials/models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/shovel1.vmt
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..c60da7f2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/materials/models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/shovel1.vmt
@@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+"VertexLitGeneric"
+{
+	"$basetexture" "models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/shovelmoment"
+// "$bumpmap" "models/pain/dude/shovelmoment"
+	"$surfaceprop" "metal"
+	"$model" "1"
+	"$nocull" "1"
+    "$halflambert" "1"
+	"$alphatest" "1"
+//    "$lightwarptexture" models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/shovelmoment"
+//  	"$phong" "1"
+  
+//  "$phongboost"    ".1"
+//  "$phongalbedotint" "1"
+//  "$phongexponenttexture" "models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/shovelmoment"
+//  "$phongfresnelranges"    "[1 .1 .1]"
+//
+//  "$rimlight"               "1"
+//  "$rimlightexponent"       "2"
+//  "$rimlightboost"          "1"
+}
\ No newline at end of file
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index 00000000..14f8543d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/materials/models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/w_pist_deagle.vmt
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+"vertexlitgeneric"
+{
+	"$basetexture" "models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/w_pist_deagle"
+}
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index 00000000..72ea9308
--- /dev/null
+++ b/materials/models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/w_rif_m4a1.vmt
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+"vertexlitgeneric"
+{
+	"$basetexture" "models/slashco/slashers/postaldude/w_rif_m4a1"
+}
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diff --git a/materials/slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude.vmt b/materials/slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude.vmt
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index 00000000..19970ea5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/materials/slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude.vmt
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+"UnlitGeneric"
+{
+	"$basetexture" "slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude"
+	"$translucent" 1
+	"$halflambert" 1
+}
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index 00000000..c46e4b18
--- /dev/null
+++ b/materials/slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_deagle.vmt
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+"UnlitGeneric"
+{
+	"$basetexture" "slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_deagle"
+}
diff --git a/materials/slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_deagle.vtf b/materials/slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_deagle.vtf
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index 00000000..8e932fca
--- /dev/null
+++ b/materials/slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_gas.vmt
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+"UnlitGeneric"
+{
+	"$basetexture" "slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_gas"
+	"$translucent" 1
+	"$halflambert" 1
+}
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index 00000000..d2b8efeb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/materials/slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_ignite.vmt
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+"UnlitGeneric"
+{
+	"$basetexture" "slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_ignite"
+	"$translucent" 1
+	"$halflambert" 1
+}
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index 00000000..a1c45b3d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/materials/slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_m4.vmt
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+"UnlitGeneric"
+{
+	"$basetexture" "slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_m4"
+	"$translucent" 1
+	"$halflambert" 1
+}
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index 00000000..1d28b80a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/materials/slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_shovel.vmt
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+"UnlitGeneric"
+{
+	"$basetexture" "slashco/ui/icons/slasher/postaldude_shovel"
+	"$translucent" 1
+	"$halflambert" 1
+}
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/materials/slashco/ui/icons/slasher/preview/preview_postaldude.vmt
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+"UnlitGeneric"
+{
+	"$basetexture" "slashco/ui/icons/slasher/preview/preview_postaldude"
+	"$translucent" 1
+	"$halflambert" 1
+}
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