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{
"username": "DDxMI7",
"role": "Full Stack Developer",
"location": "~/dev/projects",
"shell": "/bin/bash",
"editor": "vim",
"status": "building & breaking things",
"coffee_addiction": true
} |
A programmer's wife tells him:
"Go buy a loaf of bread.
If they have eggs, buy a dozen."
He returns with 12 loaves.
"Why 12 loaves?"
"They had eggs." |
[2026-01-29 03:42:01] INFO Starting new project...
[2026-01-29 03:42:02] DEBUG Coffee levels: ████████░░ 80%
+ [2026-01-29 03:42:03] SUCCESS Learning new frameworks
+ [2026-01-29 03:42:04] SUCCESS Building in public
+ [2026-01-29 03:42:05] SUCCESS Contributing to open source
- [2026-01-29 03:42:06] ERROR Sleep schedule: CRITICAL
! [2026-01-29 03:42:07] WARN Caffeine dependency detected
[2026-01-29 03:42:08] INFO Deploying to production...
[2026-01-29 03:42:09] INFO Everything is fine
[2026-01-29 03:42:10] DEBUG This is fine. Totally fine.|
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1337 git clone repo
1338 npm install
1339 vim src/bug.js
1340 npm test
1341 git commit -m "fix"
1342 git push --force
1343 docker-compose up -d
1344 curl localhost:3000
1345 echo "It works!"
1346 sudo rm -rf node_modules |
# Daily routines
0 9 * * * drink_coffee --excessive
30 9 * * * git pull --all
0 10 * * * procrastinate.sh
0 22 * * * random_commit.sh
0 23 * * * sleep_early.sh
# Weekly
0 10 * * 1 existential_crisis.sh
0 15 * * 5 deploy_project.sh
# Monthly
0 0 1 * * update_skills.sh
0 0 1 * * finish_projects.sh |
DDxMI7 1337 94.2 /usr/bin/code
DDxMI7 1338 87.3 /usr/bin/learn
DDxMI7 1339 45.2 /usr/bin/build
DDxMI7 1340 23.1 /usr/bin/debug
DDxMI7 1341 15.7 /usr/bin/refactor
DDxMI7 1342 8.4 /usr/bin/coffee
DDxMI7 1343 0.1 /usr/bin/sleepCurrent Activities:
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* a7f3d9e (HEAD -> main) fix: typo in variable name
* 2b8c4f1 feat: add new feature that nobody asked for
* 9e1d6a3 refactor: rename variable from 'x' to 'y'
* 5c7a2b8 fix: fix the fix that fixed the bug
* 3f9e1d2 Merge branch 'feature' into 'main'
* 8d4c7a1 feat: implement feature (WIP)
* 6b2f9e3 chore: update dependencies
* 1a5c8d4 fix: remove console.log statements
* 7e3b6f2 commit before I break everything
* 4d9a1c5 IT WORKS!!!! (I think...)╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
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