chore: unify README under Smoo AI brand and voice

[brentrager]

Rebrands the README to the unified Smoo AI brand spec: branded header (logo + name + tagline + flat-square brand-color badges), brand voice, "Part of Smoo AI" section, and consistent footer line.

All real technical content is preserved — install command, every code example (apiHandler, schema validation, CaseInsensitiveMap, Hono app, findFile, env detection, errorHandler, async utils, phone validation), the testing/linting commands, contributing, and the MIT license. This is purely a restructure + rephrase for brand consistency; the hypey "tired of / now you get" framing was toned down to the developer-credible brand voice.

No docs/ vault in this repo, so nothing else changed.

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