โโโ(subhamใฟindia)-[~]
โโ$ cat about.me
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
โ NAME โ Subham Singh โ
โ ROLE โ Full Stack Dev (glorified bug creator) โ
โ BASE โ India ๐ฎ๐ณ (GMT+5:30, awake since 1am) โ
โ MISSION โ Build things. Break things. Repeat. โ
โ STATUS โ "It works on my machine" ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ โ
โ HOBBY โ Touching grass [PERMISSION DENIED] โ
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
โโโ(subhamใฟindia)-[~]
โโ$ โ// process started: tonight at 2:47am
// last saved: never | autosave: off | future: unclear
const subham = {
role : "Full Stack Dev โโ professional bug farmer",
location : "India ๐ฎ๐ณ | WiFi: โโโโโโโโ 100% | Sleep: โโโโโโโโ 0%",
currently: {
building : "something that will 'definitely' not explode in prod",
learning : ["System Design", "DSA in Java", "sleeping before 3am (failing)"],
fighting : "a bug I introduced while fixing the bug I introduced yesterday",
avoiding : "writing documentation",
},
stack: {
frontend : ["Next.js โก", "React โ๏ธ", "TypeScript ๐ท", "CSS (my villain era)"],
backend : ["Node.js ๐ข", "Express ๐", "Java โ", "Spring Boot ๐"],
database : ["MongoDB ๐", "Supabase โก", "MySQL ๐ฌ", "Appwrite ๐"],
devops : ["Docker ๐ณ", "K8s โธ๏ธ", "Git Bash ๐", "Stack Overflow ๐"],
tools : ["VS Code ๐", "Linux ๐ง", "Postman ๐ฎ", "Figma ๐จ"],
},
funFacts: [
"My git log reads like a cry for help",
"I've said 'just one more bug' 300+ times this week",
"npm install takes longer than my attention span",
"I don't need caffeine โ I run on pure debugging adrenaline",
],
openToWork : true, // hire me please
openToCollaborate: true, // let's build something cool
responseTime : "fast // unless debugging โ then: undefined",
};
// โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
// Compiling... โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ 100%
// โ build succeeded (nobody is more surprised than me)
// โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ"The best investment you can make is in yourself. The more you learn, the more you earn."
โ Warren Buffett
git push --force origin main ย ยทย // TODO: get a life

